Old Joe's Ringtone Emporium

Old Joe sits around on his porch somewhere on the outskirts of a small town called Soda Fountain, Illinois. He makes noises. Sometimes he records those noises on an old wire recorder his grandpappy wore as a hat during the Hoover years, then he cuts the good bits off and puts 'em here for your phone. Don't say he never did nothin' for yez.