A Man Walked Into a Bar
A comedy spoof on country songs in general. Male vocal sings about picking up girls in a bar, has no luck. This comic piece is fitting for soundtracks, shows, and more.
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So I went into this bar
And saw a girl…. a sittin’ thar
I walked up to her and said
How’d you like to go to bed
She looked at me with her big eyes
She said she’s heard plenty of lies
And wants someone with tighter Levies
So I went to another bar
Saw a pretty girl from afar
I walked up to her and said
You’re the kind of girl that I’d wed
She looked at me with her blue eyes
Said she was in disguise
And I better leave before she cries
I’m not having luck like before
Better start heading for the door
So I went home That night
Tried to figure out my plight
Decided to take a bath
Thinking about my fate at alast
Then it occurred to me
That I’m eighty-three
And I better stick to TV
©2007 Hookshot Music BMI
So I went into this bar
And saw a girl…. a sittin’ thar
I walked up to her and said
How’d you like to go to bed
She looked at me with her big eyes
She said she’s heard plenty of lies
And wants someone with tighter Levies
So I went to another bar
Saw a pretty girl from afar
I walked up to her and said
You’re the kind of girl that I’d wed
She looked at me with her blue eyes
Said she was in disguise
And I better leave before she cries
I’m not having luck like before
Better start heading for the door
So I went home That night
Tried to figure out my plight
Decided to take a bath
Thinking about my fate at alast
Then it occurred to me
That I’m eighty-three
And I better stick to TV
©2007 Hookshot Music BMI
